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The Evolved

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From UK Filmmaker Andrew Senior comes The Evolved: Part 1, the first chapter in a twisted splatterpunk comedy epic that’s like Guy Ritchie’s Snatch by way of Peter Jackson’s Meet the Feebles and BBC’s “The Young Ones”!

Detective Danny Glover, Scarborough Police’s premiere dog-napping-ring buster and general fat bastard, arrives in London to help the clinically psychotic Detective Sonny Boy with a little problem; Who is butchering London’s dogs? The answer seems obvious at first, it must be Burger Priest, the Pope’s neo-nazi clown-chef fast food empire! The detectives embark on a covert mission to uncover Burger Priest’s dark secret, but even they are unprepared for the true horror and depth of the fast food franchise’s depravity. Assisted by Feety, a heroin-addicted fetus, and Ellen Mellon, a New York reporter who also happens to be an animated ventriloquist’s doll, they must reveal the Pope’s evil plan and shut down Burger Priest for good!

2006 DVD 82 min. USA/English

Cast
Jamie D. Allen Lame0
Michael Down Danny Glover
Ellen Mellon Herself
John Turner Sonny Boy

Crew
Director Andrew Senior; John Turner
Producer Andrew Senior; Rust Z. Fortune
Writer Andrew Senior; Phillip Barron

Edition Details
Distributor Troma
ALL Region
Release Date 19-09-2006
Screen Ratio Widescreen (1.85:1)
Audio Tracks Stereo [English]